Saturday, March 14, 2009

Girls Are Like Fridges (In That You Should Stock Them Once A Week)

There is a girl I know, I follow her around
She hasn't noticed me, it really gets me down
I broke into her house when she wasn't there
I masturbated into her underwear

I'm always thinking of her
I really think that I love her
But I'm not that much of a talker
So I guess I've got to stalk her

I think she's finally taken notice of me
She saw me while I was climbing a tree
You see, her windows are quite clean
You'd be surprised at the things I've seen

I'm always thinking of her
I really think that I love her
But I'm not that much of a talker
So I guess I've got to stalk her

But now I'm finally set for our first date
I'm supposed to see her there right at eight
Apparently, I'm gonna be her escort
So she can get me a restraining order in court

I'm always thinking of her
I really think that I love her
But I'm not that much of a talker
So I guess I've got to stalk her

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