Saturday, March 14, 2009

Free Abortions!

You've got a problem
I've got a solution
Don't call it murder
Call it a resolution

You made a mistake
I've got your second chance
Just give me a moment
Let me grab my lance

Here's your free abortion
Keep your body in proportion
And leave your womb always empty
Some call it extortion
Biological distortion
But I ignore them and abort for free

Your condom broke
Or you didn't use one
Or you were raped
By a man with a gun

You lost your pill
For the morning after
Well I've got an answer
To keep your friends from laughter

Free abortions here
I give them out all year
That's why I've got this wicked long knife
Go ahead and give a cheer
There's no need for a tear
Technically you're not taking a life

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